‘Honey
there is no water coming out of the shower” Sharon’s voice sounded a long way
off. I opened one eye and peered out
through the blankets. I felt like
someone had parked a truck on my chest as I was hardly able to breathe. The flu had taken hold and I had a terrible
night with runny nose and sore throat. OK
hon’’I replied and stood up and immediately regretted it as my head spun & I
almost fell over. Looking into what was
possibly tiniest shower in Ireland I spotted Sharon wrestling with the shower
head. She was giggling now but deadly
serious, “I just hate it when things don’t work. Why won’t it work Johnny”? I squeezed past her in the tiny cubicle and
noted the shower had a funny apparatus attached to the tap, possibly some kind
of pump. I started turning dials and pressing buttons. “You are just doing what I have already done”
Sharon retorted, “What good is that, what does this do”? She said and &
before I could reply pulled a cord hanging from the ceiling. All of a sudden the pump rumbled into life
and water streamed out of the shower head as it slowly gained momentum and
built up speed. “Well I guess you won’t
be needing me anymore I sighed and tried to retreat from the cubicle. Sharon said something else however by this
time I couldn’t hear her as the pump had reached full velocity and was
screaming rather like a jet engine.
We had
reached Cashel the previous night and got a little room with a magnificent
view. You only had to look out of the
window and The Rock of Cashel towered over our building. It is another medieval
structure built centuries ago and I am amazed with the sheer size of these buildings. Obviously the cutting edge in Architecture in
their day.
Rock of Cashel |
The proprietor
of the B&B Patrick kept us in stitches.
When we surfaced for breakfast along with 2 other Australian ladies we
backed up against the open fire as Patrick prepared breakfast.
“What is
that smell Patrick” Sharon asked. Patrick
had a very worried look on his faced and seemed concerned that there may be
something stinking in his house.
Pointing at the Fire Sharon indicated with a finger, “what are you
burning she asked. “”That he said is peat brick brickettes at the back and coal
at the front. It smells kind of funny
said Sharon, kind of a weedy smell”. Ahh
Patrick sighed, I have to apologise for the auld mother she likes to smoke a refer
of marijuana first thing in the morning”
This cracked us all up
I had
forgotten about the Irish wit. Guess
being away for so long you tend not to remember these things. Where does it come from? Everyone you speak
to has it and it just enters a conversation when you least expect it. And on it went, one of the Australian ladies
complemented Patrick on the breakfast, ‘no problem he retorted I will leave out
the Hoover for you. ‘The Hoover she
replied looking confused. Yes he
returned and you can Hoover up when you are done. Then it clicked "Oh you mean the vacuum she giggled. And you he said to me, I will put up the
.ladder outside and you can clean the windows before you leave
We left
Cashel and made our way to the town of Cahir and went into Cahir castle which is
one of the most intact castles in the country complete with its own moat and
drawbridge. It was a bitter day with
howling wind and sleet rain as we ventured through the old castle. No wonder people suffered with all kinds of
health issues as a drafty castle is no place for human comfort. Walls around 6 foot thick surrounded the
perimeter and slits every 4 or 5 meters allowed bowmen to defend the
walls. You could almost imagine pouring
some boiling oil on the intruders
Chair Castle |
build me a home with deep walls |
open the gates |
just in time |
From Cahir
we made our way around across to Lismore.
I can remember Patricks words clearly. "You will climb up, up & up, Patrick you will be saying 'Why did you send me up here then you will turn around and there it will be the VEE just above you in the middle of nowhere. There is a lake up there also and definitely a sight to see.
By the time we reached the lake it was blowing a gale and no fit place to be taking pictures. I have seen perched lakes before in New Zealand but this was right there and visible from the road
perched lake |
The Vee was a monument to our lady of knock and we could not stay there for more than a few minutes. Sharon got herself wrapped in as many blankets and scarfs as would allow and we traversed the final 50m to the top on foot to get one of the most spectacular views I have ever seen
the Vee |
yoda |
no fit place for man woman or beast |
view from the top |
We followed the cost to Dungarvin and then south again through the busy port city
of Cork
Cork city |
& then to Killarney. When we
reached town I was in poor condition as the flu had really worn me down. We got a nice little B&B and just ordered
some home delivery Indian food (Yes they even have Indian food here now) after
dinner I took some cold / flu tablets and was asleep by 9pm leaving Sharon to
do her blog and join me later
No comments:
Post a Comment